Useless Things Poem

I had to write a poem about useless thing following the AABB rhyme pattern. It had to be at least 12 lines, but knowing me, I did more.

A pillow filled with nails

A mailbox without mails

A chalkboard with no chalk

A locker without a lock

An alarm clock that doesn’t ring

The birds that don’t sing

The pigs that don’t roll in mud

The vampires that don’t drink blood

A sandwich with no bread

A wig that doesn’t go on a head

A book without pages

A Roblox Obby with no stages

Roasting Marshmallows with no fire

A busy office without a wire

A derby without a hat

Dirty shoes and no mat?

A popsicle that’s not cold

Fairy Tales that are not old

A plane that doesn’t fly

A new kid that is not shy

If this was all true, the world would be odd

Luckily it’s not, oh thank God.

Thanks for reading my useless poem!